Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She bit a glass in half.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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