handjob tips. give me some.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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