I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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