they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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