im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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