Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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