dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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