The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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