It's like God shit irony all over that family
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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