So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize