butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
tell me about the fingering
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