yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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