you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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