I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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