i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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