My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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