Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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