i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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