we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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