And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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