Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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