Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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