I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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