on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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