so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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