thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My feet surprised me
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