i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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