it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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