She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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