I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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