Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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