I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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