Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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