it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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