Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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