Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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