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Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.

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(650): Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low. http://tfl.nu/on4s

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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.

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(604): mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday. http://tfl.nu/2gms

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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.

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Tell them they are ugly.

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(856): They are making fun of natty and blackberries. (646): Tell them they are ugly. http://tfl.nu/s2y1

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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.

(917): View more from New York City

i told you we never speak of that again

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(718): you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something. (917): i told you we never speak of that again http://tfl.nu/ijex

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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?

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(201): We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong? http://tfl.nu/lzrs

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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?

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(973): so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand? http://tfl.nu/8siv

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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there

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(512): I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there http://tfl.nu/tess

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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.

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(215): Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea. http://tfl.nu/cv1y

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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.

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(404): I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special. http://tfl.nu/228x

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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.

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(248): Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real. http://tfl.nu/avlt

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.

(712): View more from Iowa

Welcome to college.

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(402): Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest. (712): Welcome to college. http://tfl.nu/tyv4

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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore

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(805): I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore http://tfl.nu/eg5i

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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...

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(360): Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys... http://tfl.nu/6y99

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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.

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(360): I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina. http://tfl.nu/nx7q

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(616): View more from Michigan

Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.

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20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun

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(616): Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night. (402): 20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun http://tfl.nu/qbq0

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