I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Sober January is a disaster.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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