I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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