Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize