You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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