White coat. Heels.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize