We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my being single is dangerous.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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