That's intense
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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