Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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