Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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