i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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