I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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