yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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