so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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